Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Giant Flying Creature in PA!!

So here's some news from the front lines, and I've got it first! Everyone knows about all the action the government has been taking lately to CONCEAL THE TRUTH in respect to the giant flying cryptid that's been flying around in Pennsylvania. Well guess what? ConspiracyHound has heard from a VERY reliable source who has SEEN THE CREATURE WITH HIS OWN TWO EYES that it is most definitely real.

He claims the animal stands four feet tall and is capable of flying at speeds in excess of thirty miles per hour (he says it kept up with his van!). He also said the beast "flew like a hunter, as if it were angling 4 [sic] me."

Now call up your local zoo, or animal research facility. Ask if a giant winged creature such as the one described exists. They'll DENY IT. Coincidence? Decide for yourself.

Keep checking out http://predevotees.com/forums/index.php. I'm convinced that all this Palm Pre Devotees Discussion is leading to bad news. Hacking? Modding? It just isn't right! The number one Palm Pre related discussion board is never devoid of suspicion; especially when they claim you can win a free Pre!

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